2017 Trump success promise! Future home/ car list (UPDATING)

"EL_ULY" (uly) 12/28/2016 at 13:10 • Filed to: None

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Roughly summarized from a speech during a random campaign trail stop, NYC billionaire playboy, obvious racist pussy grabber President Drumpf vaguely said something like, “you are all going to be so successful. You’ll have so much success, you won’t even know what to do with so much success” as the crowd made up mostly of people that resembled !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! cheered on.

All righty then, 2017 here I come! Time to figure out what I am going to do with this pending success. The property I’m going to get will be somewhere between Houston and Dallas. 60 acres should be fine. Rolling green land off of I-45. Build a track on it duh. Last but the most important, build the best private automotive facility evaaa!

The main house will be just a rad little house, nothing super yuuuge. One room will be dedicated to all my !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! storage and !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! builds. Good sized parking lot near the main road for monthly cars and coffee events. The key feature of course will be the yuuuge steel building to house my 10 bay work shop (alignment machine, tire machine,road force balance machine, brake lathe, hydro press, parts bin/special tool room, etc.). Shop will only take up 20% of that mofo doe. Another 5% for the break room (restroom, fridge, couch, TV, old school arcades, and vending machines). Outside there will be a small building fully equipped for SVENDing cars all nice and shiny inside and out. Always fully stocked with all things needed (rags, waxes, polish, pressure washroom, etc.)

The rest of the brightly lit compound will be car storage (Seen below). All cars will be ran as often as possible on the track. Best part of the whole deal is that it will be open to the public (10am-5pm Mon-Fri).

The grand purpose of the facility is to be a rad place for young car enthusiasts to get their automotive fix. Sure, those asshole monkeys can bring their super expensive exotics to my monthly cars and coffee event. But, as far as access to the track or use of my shop, HELLS NO.

You want to know who is free to use the track and rad shop? The struggling young mechanic and general car person that doesn’t have the means to do so in this expensive hobby. Bring me your jalopy and your will to hoooon . You want to use a lift and tools? Go ahead buddy. Want to run the track and make some adjustments? Go ahead rad dude/dudette. Want to help work on cars in my collection? Sure, here is the list of work that needs to be done. If you need help or have any questions, just ask :] Your car’s alternator went out? If I don’t have one on the shelf that’ll fit, order one and put it on my account. You need 2 tires and battery? Grab them off the shelf if they fit. Honest car people> rich assholes! Oh shit yeah, the pizzas are here! Grab some plates dudes and dudettes.

Here is the ever updating list.

Daily Drivers (not kept in storage compound)

Car Collection :

All currently For Sale at the time I found them. Most under $100,000

(no links. Most on either eBay non street legal section or race-cars.com)

Tyrrell 022

Lola Champ Car XD 078

Ferrari 312PB

Mazda RX7

1969 Porsche 911 Race Car

Ferrari 430 Challenge

Lola Champ Car T9500

Nissan Pulsar

Chevron B-36

Brabham BT14

Matech Ford GT GT1

Nissan GTR Alpha 9

Raynard Champ Car

2008 Monte Carlo NASCAR Sprint Car (Waltkins Glen)

Lamborghini Huracan Super Tropheo

Radical SR3 RS

Audi A4 R13 DTM

2015 Porsche 911 GT3 Cup

Ferrari 360 Challenge N-GT

BMW 325 Ci (3 time SPEED World Challenge winner)

Renault Clio V6 Club Trophy

Hendrick Chevrolet NASCAR (Jeff Gordon 2001 Daytona 500)

Ferrari 360 Challenge

Corvette C5R (Pratt & Miller WC GT)

Dallara Renault F399 F3

Dallara INDYcar IRL02

Pensky Dodge Charger NASCAR

Lamborghini Gallardo GT3 FL2

2005 Rick Hendrick NASCAR

Aston Martin Daytona Prototype Riley Technologies

Volvo S60 V8 Supercar Challenge

Ferrari FXX (Will keep at Ferrari of Houston/Risi Competizione)

Urambo Tauro > EL_ULY 12/28/2016 at 13:14

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Tapas > EL_ULY 12/28/2016 at 13:14

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I like the way you think!

Everyone works hard but no one actually plans their success so well. Way to go! Don’t forget me when the wave of success crashes through your door and floods you with money! :D

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > EL_ULY 12/28/2016 at 13:21

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Missing a Mustang target next to the C&C lot.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > EL_ULY 12/28/2016 at 13:23

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Aren’t you brown?

I do not think his statements applied to you...

#thisiswhywecanthavenicethings #tacotrucksateverycorner2017 #mmmmtacos

EL_ULY > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/28/2016 at 13:26

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lol oooh yeah. Never mind :]

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > EL_ULY 12/28/2016 at 13:27

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I can help make shiny visualizations of your pipe dreams immediate financial success under emperor Trump.

EL_ULY > Tapas 12/28/2016 at 13:29

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Hopefully my skin complexion is enough to fool Trump from my Mexicaness. It’ll be a little tougher for you to get back doe. We’ll find a way lol :] 

EL_ULY > Urambo Tauro 12/28/2016 at 13:29

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lol epic :]

EL_ULY > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 12/28/2016 at 13:30

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lol :]

EL_ULY > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/28/2016 at 13:34

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woo hoo Pipe Dream!

HammerheadFistpunch > EL_ULY 12/28/2016 at 13:35

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He’s clearly lying too you, as you OBVIOUSLY know what to do with all the success thats surely coming your way.

Tapas > EL_ULY 12/28/2016 at 13:36

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Just tell them you’re cajun. Its not like he can tell a Spaniard from a Argentinian or something anyway lol

EL_ULY > HammerheadFistpunch 12/28/2016 at 13:43

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That’s why we got to plan now.

This will be all of us! What are you going to spend your bazillions and gazillions on?

The single raddest, free to the public, automotive after school program is all I could think of besides... you know... buying every diecast car ever lol :]

EL_ULY > Tapas 12/28/2016 at 13:45

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lol indeed! You can just spike your hair up a bit and tell them you’re from the Jersey Shore. Plan made, fun times await us buddy!

WilliamsSW > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/28/2016 at 13:45

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Dammit. You just reminded me that we are not going to get our Taco Trucks on every corner. That was what I voted for!!!

#mmmtacos

WilliamsSW > EL_ULY 12/28/2016 at 13:46

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Nah, go for it. Something tells me it won’t be that hard to fool him...

190octane > EL_ULY 12/28/2016 at 13:48

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Spray tan, the orange will hide the brown.

EL_ULY > WilliamsSW 12/28/2016 at 13:49

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my complexion should fool him for a little while :]

EL_ULY > 190octane 12/28/2016 at 13:50

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put in on thick lol :] Lol nah my complexion should fool him for a while. As long as I don’t say something “muy naco” then it’s all good

Svend > EL_ULY 12/28/2016 at 14:23

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I’d be happy with:

I dare say a few other cars.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > EL_ULY 12/28/2016 at 14:25

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Can confirm, being mestizo and 6 foot tall confuses white folks when they try to speak or read my last name. Literally just sound it out. I don’t even put in the ñ just to make it easier on you.

EL_ULY > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 12/28/2016 at 14:31

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lol soooo true :]

EL_ULY > Svend 12/28/2016 at 14:32

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nice SVEND station. Ultra levels of epicness

Svend > EL_ULY 12/28/2016 at 15:09

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I was thinking a large triple car height, triple car width canopy with concertina side walls and a close able door for outdoor washing that’s fully open with weather protection should the weather turn without stopping the clean.

  and/or

Something indoors (with wrap around curtains).

facw > EL_ULY 12/28/2016 at 15:30

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That “EL” is going to get you in trouble though. Maybe Anglicize it to “THE_ULY”?

EL_ULY > facw 12/28/2016 at 15:32

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bingo!

EL_ULY > Svend 12/28/2016 at 15:34

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what’s with that floor

Svend > EL_ULY 12/28/2016 at 15:45

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It’s a large tarp with an inflatable surround to hold the water in for collection.  

EL_ULY > Svend 12/28/2016 at 15:56

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oh ok. Didn’t know that was a thing

Svend > EL_ULY 12/28/2016 at 16:04

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They are used both indoor and out all around the world where local authorities have conditions on what waste water can go down public drains.

I’m allowed to wash my car on the public road. however if I was doing it as a business then there are legal requirements that waste water is collected, some enforced, some not so much. If the same location is used repeatedly then the local authorities could stop you and/or fine you.

Used indoors, it allows you to limit how far the water can go without soaking the whole area.

EL_ULY > Svend 12/28/2016 at 16:31

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those are important reasons lol. I’ve never seen them before

yamahog > EL_ULY 12/29/2016 at 12:28

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You want to know who is free to use the track and rad shop? The struggling young mechanic and general car person that doesn’t have the means to do so in this expensive hobby. Bring me your jalopy and your will to hoooon . You want to use a lift and tools? Go ahead buddy. Want to run the track and make some adjustments? Go ahead rad dude/dudette. Want to help work on cars in my collection? Sure, here is the list of work that needs to be done. If you need help or have any questions, just ask :] Your car’s alternator went out? If I don’t have one on the shelf that’ll fit, order one and put it on my account. You need 2 tires and battery? Grab them off the shelf if they fit.

you’d be the coolest rich dude ever!

EL_ULY > yamahog 12/29/2016 at 12:51

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not yet doe :]

atrombs > Svend 12/29/2016 at 15:07

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I’ve always wanted a house/garage setup like those first few. Just seems neat.

Svend > atrombs 12/29/2016 at 15:55

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I’ve lived in terrace house a lot of my life. they aren’t big, they are a place to settle down, wash, sleep and eat but a garage space is something I’d want and use. All I need is a place with a four piece bathroom, a bed, cooking facilities and enough space that I don’t feel hemmed in to watch TV and relax.

atrombs > Svend 12/29/2016 at 15:58

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I totally agree with you. I don’t need a lot, especially at this point in my life. Also, I’m not too familiar with what a Terrace house is. I tired googling it, but all it brings up is a new netflix show. Can you describe one?

Svend > atrombs 12/29/2016 at 16:28

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Terraced housing differs from country to country and period to period, they came about in the 16th century but the one I live in is from the industrial revolution workers house. They are pretty uniform in size and shape but have subtle differences as houses were added onto the sides as the factories and mills needed more staff, they would then build another house on the side to house them in.

My street is pretty common is size and shape and still make great first time homes for people getting onto the property ladder.

In fact the parents of your 28th President lived in my city in a house built by his grand father, Thomas Woodrow.The house is some what larger than a general terrace house but was paid for by himself and so a little larger than houses surrounding it.

The house, Cavendish House.

atrombs > Svend 12/30/2016 at 07:53

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Oh cool! I guess the closest thing we would have here we would call town houses. Also, I watched a video on how those blue signs are made recently. It was neat-o.

Svend > atrombs 12/30/2016 at 08:04

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Some more modern interpretations are a couple of streets away.

But the old ones have more character, history and built so solidly. The only down side is parking can be a nightmare.